Emily: Welcome to our journal of DOOM! Hey Erin!

Erin: Wha?!

Emily: Let's sing the Doom Song!!!

Erin: Okay!

Emily&Erin: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom! Doom doomie doomie doom doom! Doomie doom doom domie doomie doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! The end!

Emily: YAYNESS! I feel drunk now! X3 *passes out*

Erin: Mwahahahahaha! Theres no stopping me now! I SHALL CONQURE THE WORLD! AND MY STUPID STEP-SISTER WON'T GET AWAY WITH MY EVIL PLANS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *picks up kitty cat off the side of the street* And YOU shall be my evil kitty cat that OBEYS me! *kitty cat scratches up Erin's face* ow...

Emily: *Wakes up* woah...

Erin: *shoots Emily* Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha, *goes and destroys patricks puny brain and makes him follow ALL Erin's commands!* SIT!

Patrick: *Sits*

Erin: Mwahahahahahahaha! Build me a Giant Robot named, hmm, FEE FEE LA LA STICKY PANTS!

Emily: *revives self* YAY! *looks around sees Patrick tied to Erin's dogs leash* AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls over laughing* Maybe I shall sing him a song!!! *smiles evilly* I hate you, you hate me. I will kill you sadistically! *laughes and throws confetti* Mwahahahahahahaha....the world shall be mine...

Erin: .......

Emily: WEEEEEE! *hugs Patrick* I love you my little chubby pants! *hugs fat* OOO so sexy! *stabs it with a rusty butter knife* X3 Yay!

Erin: *cheers Emily on* Okay! Now it's time to sing MY song! ^_^...I love Kurt, Kurt loves me! I'm gonna kill Courtney Love! And if anyone trys to steal Kurt from me, you shall die very slowly! *curstseys*...*Evil glint in eyes* Now, anyone DARE try and steal my beloved Kurt Cobain away from me?! hmm? HMM?!

Emily: *slaps duct tape over Erin's mouth* Yay! *Erin points to a sink* @_@....*hypnotized* Siiiiiiiiiiiiiink.....Must-obey-sink!!!!!! AHHHHH! *worships sink*

Erin: *turns to Picture of Kurt, takes duct tape off mouth and places it on back of picture. Duck tapes Kurt Cobain picture to sink* @_@ Kuuuurt, SINK! Kuuuuurt, SINK! Kuuuuurt, SINK! Kuuuurt, SINK! *countines chant*

Emily: Must-obey-the-damn-sink!!! ARGGG! *falls over into a bow* Yay to the sink-ness!

Erin: Now, that my sexy picture of Kurt Cobain (who i love with all my heart) has been connected to the sink (my master) i can @_@ Obey-Master-Sink-and-Sexy-Kurt....

Emily: Okay, i think we've done enough damage to your pathetic mortal brains!

Erin: @_@ *still in hypnotized state* Kuuuuurt-SINK.

Emily: *slaps Erin* Hello!

Erin: What were we doing again?

Emily: uhhhh...o god...nevermind!

Erin: I HAVE THAT CD!!! YAY! @_@ Kuuuurt. Kuuuuurt.

Emily: *mummbles* God Dammit. We're going now!

Erin: *Walk out like a zombie* @_@ Kuuurt. Kuuuuurt. *goes out of hypnotized state, right at the door* *hits head on door* God, dammit. When did this get here? O well! @_@ Kuuuurt....