Erin: Mwahahahahaha! Theres no stopping me now! I SHALL CONQURE THE WORLD! AND MY STUPID STEP-SISTER WON'T GET AWAY WITH MY EVIL PLANS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *picks up kitty cat off the side of the street* And YOU shall be my evil kitty cat that OBEYS me! *kitty cat scratches up Erin's face* ow...
Emily: *Wakes up* woah...
Erin: *shoots Emily* Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha, *goes and destroys patricks puny brain and makes him follow ALL Erin's commands!* SIT!
Patrick: *Sits*
Erin: Mwahahahahahahaha! Build me a Giant Robot named, hmm, FEE FEE LA LA STICKY PANTS!
Emily: *revives self* YAY! *looks around sees Patrick tied to Erin's dogs leash* AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls over laughing* Maybe I shall sing him a song!!! *smiles evilly* I hate you, you hate me. I will kill you sadistically! *laughes and throws confetti* Mwahahahahahahaha....the world shall be mine...
Erin: .......
Emily: WEEEEEE! *hugs Patrick* I love you my little chubby pants! *hugs fat* OOO so sexy! *stabs it with a rusty butter knife* X3 Yay!
Erin: *cheers Emily on* Okay! Now it's time to sing MY song! ^_^...I love Kurt, Kurt loves me! I'm gonna kill Courtney Love! And if anyone trys to steal Kurt from me, you shall die very slowly! *curstseys*...*Evil glint in eyes* Now, anyone DARE try and steal my beloved Kurt Cobain away from me?! hmm? HMM?!
Emily: *slaps duct tape over Erin's mouth* Yay! *Erin points to a sink* @_@....*hypnotized* Siiiiiiiiiiiiiink.....Must-obey-sink!!!!!! AHHHHH! *worships sink*
Erin: *turns to Picture of Kurt, takes duct tape off mouth and places it on back of picture. Duck tapes Kurt Cobain picture to sink* @_@ Kuuuurt, SINK! Kuuuuurt, SINK! Kuuuuurt, SINK! Kuuuurt, SINK! *countines chant*
Emily: Must-obey-the-damn-sink!!! ARGGG! *falls over into a bow* Yay to the sink-ness!
Erin: Now, that my sexy picture of Kurt Cobain (who i love with all my heart) has been connected to the sink (my master) i can @_@ Obey-Master-Sink-and-Sexy-Kurt....
Emily: Okay, i think we've done enough damage to your pathetic mortal brains!
Erin: @_@ *still in hypnotized state* Kuuuuurt-SINK.
Emily: *slaps Erin* Hello!
Erin: What were we doing again?
Emily: uhhhh...o god...nevermind!
Erin: I HAVE THAT CD!!! YAY! @_@ Kuuuurt. Kuuuuurt.
Emily: *mummbles* God Dammit. We're going now!
Erin: *Walk out like a zombie* @_@ Kuuurt. Kuuuuurt. *goes out of hypnotized state, right at the door* *hits head on door* God, dammit. When did this get here? O well! @_@ Kuuuurt....
